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[Dec. 3rd, 2009|09:10 pm] |
--OOC---
It is now official. Those who attempt to hack the network will be immediately subjected to a series of warning claxons through the speakers that sound the following. "I am looking at porn WeeOooo WeeOoo I am a dirty pervert WeeOoo WeeOoo I attempted to hack the Network for [insert name of current website] WeeOoo WeeOoo." ((this will sound even if the hacker is not attempting to hack for porn since that is most commonly what people attempt to bypass Network's security for))
The claxons stop once that site has been closed, however, when logged into the network thereafter, a series of pink bubble hearts and tiny chibi unicorns will follow the user's mouse cursor around the screen and it will play little 'sparkly magic sounds' whenever the mouse is clicked. |
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[Dec. 3rd, 2009|12:53 pm] |
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One more freshman tries to hack my security to get at pay for porn sites filled with spyware, malware and viruses and I will start showing you the error of your ways. I get it, it's the internet it's for porn, yeah, whatever. Do like normal people do, watch porntube, or torrent it, or hell, go to a legitimate site. |
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[Oct. 11th, 2009|01:21 am] |
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S.Vale@xmu.edu to J.Madrox@xmu.edu: Why are your emails filled with pierced penises lately? They keep setting off the filters. |
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[Sep. 13th, 2009|12:16 pm] |
Mr. Lensherr has given permission for an all night diner to be added to the main campus. It will be housed in one of the unused general laboratory buildings that he's having retrofitted this weekend for a diner.
This means that there will be jobs for some of the students that want them. He also said that a pizza place would be possible in the same building (with a shared dining hall) if the diner has a good enough reception. Judging by the 200+ signatures we already have, I'm certain it will be. |
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[Sep. 8th, 2009|05:41 pm] |
Check list done. All student and staff email lists are up and running, wireless accounts are up and running as well. Everyone who needs security clearances have it, those who need library access have that too. JSTOR and five other friggin journal catalogs are up and running. I've patched us in to Xavier's school in New York for ease of data transfer with some students and staff. I think I'm done for a little while.
I think Professor Logan is still pissed off at me.
Okay, so the part that interests everyone else:
Forms have been placed in all dormitory hallways, in the lounge rooms, in the kitchens and in the main cafeteria and main rec center. These are official requests for an all-night diner/coffee shop/pizza place. Sign up if you want to add your name to the list of those of us who really want this. I'll turn it into the Headmaster in two weeks. |
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